When in Doubt … Trip your Partner!
Hell’s yah! I’ll be tripping everyone I know when the Z’s come. What do they say on the airplanes again? Oh yeah, I remember, apply your mask first before assisting others. Pretty sure those are universal rules and easily apply to a zombie apocalypse.
Friendly Frank or Fearsome Freddy?
To this, I say… AwEsOmE!! Who in their right mind wouldn’t want one of these bad-ass little gnomes? I’ve always wanted a pet zombie-gnome! I would love him, and squish him, and hug him forever! Or until he chewed through my ankle, bit my ear off, and turned me into a miniature zombie. But, whatever, those are minor technicalities.
Oh, Yes. I Am All Kinds of AwEsOmE!
Yep. You guessed right. I sew miniature zombie armies in my spare time. Not that I really have spare time, but I squeeze some out of the dark, dusty corners of my life so I can create my own Zombies(Zelties) to add to the party. We need all sorts to make the world go ’round … Isn’t that what ‘they’ say?
Did I say AwEsOmE? I Meant Deranged…
Yes, I also make miniature zombies for the garden! You know, for those black thumb gardeners out there…Now you can decorate your dead pots, Zombie-Style! Haha. Okay, okay. Fine. They maybe aren’t as cool as I’d like to think they are.